This comic is dedicated to my good friend, John Breeden II, over at

Why?  Because he dotes over his perfect cat, Bridget.  He loves that cat more than Robert Heinlein loved liberty.  He loves that cat so much that it plays GAMES with him.  Not normal cat games but more like computer games.  I’ve seen it move the mouse on his desk (or ‘space ship’ as he calls it).

Of course, I *gave* him Bridget many years ago.  So his wife is right to blame me for it.